Business Chicken

CHICKEN has leveled up!  Developed a new SKILL!

New chicken have arriveed!!2121elenvty

Based on UNSPEAKABLE EVIDENCE, it was determined the chickens had roundworm.  So Business Chicken 2.0 got a free trip to the vet.

She showed off those tail feathers.

Seen under the rail tracks in the Ginza district of Tokyo.

It’s art!

Seattle is having a minor rain and windstorm today and the birds just don’t approve. They’re hanging out on that roosting pole we built them looking adorable.

Sadly, Backup Chicken was not able to recover from her infection. She perked up for a few days, but then got droopier over time, until she was barely able to stand.

The poor thing, we had to say goodbye to her yesterday. Rest in peace, you lovely little bird.

Backup Chicken is feeling a bit under the weather, so we need to keep her inside for a few days.

Commence OPERATION C.L.U.CK.

The containment vessel prepared:

Transfer initiated:

Welcome to your vacation home, citizen.

Led by the example of Business Chicken 2.0, other other birds have started sleeping on top of the coop. It’s a little strange.

That the photo ended up looking like a washed-out 1980s Polaroid with no work is an extra bonus.

Actually it’s a myth that criminals always come back to the scene, but in this case it’s true!

I happened to look out at the window at the neighbor’s backyard, and oh, WHAT IS THAT?

THE FACE OF EVIL. Business chicken’s killer returns!

Actually, that’s a really young hawk, so at best it could be the no-doubt-evil descendant of Business Chicken’s assassin. Poor pigeon.

Technically, we have no evidence about what happened to Business, but we have our suspicions.