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Chickens are key to the plot of Crysis

According to these outtakes, at least. A secret revealed: A spy on the inside: Even marines will find it challenging: Powered by feathers:

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The Ballad of Bossy Chicken

I was woken in the twilight of 6 AM a few Sundays back by what sounded like a really annoyed chicken.  It wasn’t that “BAWWWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWK” noise that means “I’m out of food you lazy bastard, … Continue reading

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