Hurricane Irene: not something to play chicken with

When I read the article that Belmar NJ mayor told his residents that Irene was not something to play chicken with I realized that playing chicken has no resemblance to true chicken behavior ( at least among the hens – maybe roosters do this?). And even if it did, it’s hard for me to believe our hens would play chicken with a hurricane. Since their avian AI barely lets them handle being out of the coop when Jason cleans it, it’s sort of like having to manage the chickeny and infirm. They don’t speak the language and they won’t know how to evacuate.

Wikipedia provided a delightful tangent around “schedule chicken” which as a web program manager I have not practiced but could easily imagine the cluster-f that this political game would have on a product. 😛 But it seemed to indicate the use of chicken in the game label had more to do with perception of chickens as weak birds – the other label is “hawk-dove” which has higher drama factor but less cluck factor.  Jury still out on that. But in reading all the Irene news, it’s clear – wherever the term originated, Mother Nature is not something to play chicken with.

Having lived through Hurricane Andrew, Irene reminded me that temporary housing – mobile homes, pre-fab things, stuff without real foundations – is the most vulnerable and then after that it all depends on your location. In our case, though hurricanes are rare in Seattle (and I bet they thought that in NYC too!) the coop would definitely blow away or wash away, so we may have to follow the cats/dogs advice and bring them all inside.  We’ve brought the chickens inside for illnesses of course though not all three at once, and admittedly structurally that bathroom is probably the safest in the house (though we would not want them pooping in the water in the bathtub durring a hurricane. During an earthquake, what we’d hope is the coop was far enough away from structures and the run tough enough to at least deflect some debris that might fall on them before we could get home from work and check on the chickens.

The other option of course is to head for the hills with a go bag or two and cats in cat carriers, chickens in chicken carrier (really a dog carrier). We always have an extra bag of feed in the shed, just as we have advance supplies of cat litter and food, but I admit chickens do not respect the sanctity of getting the rest room key at the gas station. We may need to think more about this.

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Chicken knickknacks on holiday

More from our lovely UK pal Eileen, who has managed to take an actual vacation despite her busy consulting business.  She was taking holiday by The New Forest and apparently they have a lot of chickenalia in the gift shops there!

Her photographic offering…

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And more

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And finally

 

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Using the churning chickens do on your own behalf

Jason and I have long ago accepted we would not have a normal, bourgeois yard ala the 1950s once we let chickens into our lives. It’s usually a race against time whether the grass grows back before the coop has to be placed over it again – we have a super-small yard. But apparently, one Australian farmer has made the chicken cycle of life (including fertilizer) work for him.

Thanks to  Guy Kawasaki for sending this one around.  It gave us ideas!

Photo  from Alltop excerpt article – see more at Treehugger article below ( truly worth it)

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2011/09/clever-tunnel-chickens-gardening.php

 

 

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The Cluckshot in Gears of War

You can tell from previous posts that our household is one tied tightly to gamer culture, and at various times, that gamer culture comes full circle and enters the chicken cultural landscape.  Someday, somewhere, some Harvard PhD is going to do a thesis on the presence of chickenry in video games, but for now, you should check out this Kotaku video of how to obtain the infamous/famous “Cluckshot” in Gears of War. They warn you that there’s a spoiler aspect to the video but I kept watching. 🙂  You realize that anything that involves a chicken and a red buccaneer style hat has to be good.

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Make your own chicken cartoon (have an adventure)

A friend pointed out this site to me – http://www.drawastickman.com/– and I found the experience of drawing as well as the adventure they put you in, fab! Go there and draw your own chicken (or stickman, depending on your artistic tastes 🙂 ).

 

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Two chickens bawk as one (apologies to U2 for the lyrics mangle)

 

This and the cartoon that will follow in another post have a romance theme. In real life, chickens are not that romantic, but in fantasy chicken life where chickens have eyelashes and wear hair ornaments, anything is possible.

 

Two Chickens Bawk as One...

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Inside the egg….

 

I admit, I have always wanted to fly those international flights where they give you a pod to sleep in, rather than the cramped stiffness and sometimes odd smells of coach.

This is my chicken interpretation of that impulse…

 

Inside the egg.. no one can hear you snore….

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Eileen’s finds: chicken knickknacks in Rockport, Mass.

It’s actually been over a week since Eileen Brown hit the states and discovered more chicken knickknacks for us… here are a few from Rockport Massachusetts!

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Business Chicken’s Ultimate Dream

I was thinking about how rich captains of industry often end up endowing universities as a way of living on for something more than just money.

If Business Chicken ever became a mogul like Oprah, I think she’d know what to do.

Chicken dreaming of university gate

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The unjust hath the just’s umbrella…

You know that poem: “the rain it falls on the just and unjust/but more so on the unjust fella/the rain it falls more on the just than the unjust/the unjust hath the just’s umbrella”?

This is my translation, chicken post-it style….

two chickens under an umbrella

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