I always loved The Bloggess but now I bow down, snickering all the way.

http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

Go, just read it already. And let that be a lesson to you menfolk, if you are uptight about buying bath towels… you may end up with a chicken you hadn’t counted on 🙂 .