Madison Wisconsin – hotbed of chicken art

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This postcard advertises “Zip-dang The Handmade Menagerie” 2606 Monroe St, Madison Wisconsin  (www.zip-dang.com).  The illustration by Marcia Sparks on canvas is called “Chicks” if I read it right.

We are in Madison for reasons other than chickenry, but I was pleased to find in yet another urban environment, chickens have not left the consciousness. Tomorrow you’ll see an even more artistic sign of chicken iconography….

 

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The chicken is really more like a flightless bird

As mentioned before, these post-its are often sketched in the moments before I leave for work – and sometimes that’s meant running off to the airport for a business trip.

Sometimes those dishes just don’t get done in time…

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Iconic Chickenry: A Small Etsy Sampling

Ah, chicken arts and crafts. Our pal Allen was our chief supplier, once. Another post is going up detailing the “haul” of chicken paraphenalia we have CULLED and LEFTOVER from the entirety of what he swept thrift stores to find.  A separate post will tackle what Allen sent us – not everyone is fortunate enough to have an Allen.

For everyone else – there’s Etsy community take on chickenry. Jason’s first etsy.com purchase was in fact chicken-related and since then, outside of occasional gifts for me, it’s been chickens all the way down. Here are a few I liked from a recent search for fun chicken stuff.

Buy this charming poster at: http://www.etsy.com/listing/56897813/mona-lisa-chickensupersized as well as other fine chicken artwork by mrchicken.

Etsy’s crafters that work with the chicken motif tend to have these variations: country-style, where if you have that kind of home the handmade item fits right it, ironic/iconic, and then children’s/goshdarncute.

A few examples of goshdarn are:

Aimee’s Homestead – http://www.etsy.com/shop/AimeesHomestead?ref=seller_info

She has other more dignified tea cozies but I felt this epitomized the crazy chicken feeling of modern life.

 

The above tea cozy listing is at http://www.etsy.com/listing/65137204/chicken-tea-cozy

This is not a painting of a wall and chair – the little chicks are vinyl cutouts by circlelinestudio you can buy to apply to your wall!

This vendor ACJInspiration sells the egg as well as the vinyl chicken:

And finally, of course, there’s the mobile art form known as the t-shirt. Etsy had many, but for all the dudes out there manfully shoveling chicken poop into the compost heap, here’s one for you by Happyfamily

You can buy this shirt here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/61501235/new-rooster-urban-farming-mens-cranberry

 

 

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The taste of their own chicken eggs

I don’t remember the day, but I remember the look of horror Jason had on his face when he came back, one egg in his hand from the coop.

“Cannibals!” he shrieked. ” They eat their own eggs!”

What had happened was this: prior to this experience, being brought home by us as teenagers unable to lay, then suddenly discovering the miracle of egg laying (but not sure exactly why it kept happeneing) – none of the chickens had ever seen the inside of an egg. They had no idea it was edible – even though they had tried really anything inside the coop (even to Jason’s dismay, a packing peanut he had to forcibly remove), the eggs had remained intact and sacred.

Until I think it was Bossy – had to lay an egg when one of the others was on the nesting bowl and so laid it elsewhere inside the coop. Well. Push come to shove, who knows how much that egg rolled around and finally, it broke.

Bossy ambles over and says “Aha, that looks tasty!” and thus had yellow yolk on her beak when Jason reached inside the coop for the other egg (probably Business Chicken’s) that was in the nesting bowl.

After that, it was a bad week, with Jason grabbing the eggs as fast as he could before work so they didn’t get into the habit of pecking what they had laid and eating them. You can’t be too careful. It’s like a taste for blood, or chocolate – you don’t want to let them acquire THE TASTE for EGG.

More from the Virginia Tech Cooperative Extension on egg-tasting prevention (there really is no cure).

 

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Your relationship changes after getting chickens

narrative of dream sequence

 

 

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There’s gold in that chicken coop, it only looks like poop

As mentioned in other posts, Jason and I only have three chickens and the mess they make of the yard as they forage around is absorbed mostly by the yard. If you are in a city with larger lots, or out in the country where you can have more chickens, it makes more sense to get organized about coop cleaning in order to mine for the gold.

Chicken poop, when properly composted, makes awesome fertilizer. This blogger at Basic  Living has a much larger operation and thus does her Herculean chicken shoveling task once a spring, but then is making amazing garden compost from it the rest of the time.  The closest we get to her method is during the winter, where we park the coop under our deck to protect from snow, and put wood shavings down. When Jason rakes that area, he dumps it into one of our many green cones to compost.  (We have a green cone now that’s just sitting and “baking” down all the winter dumpings).

More on the once a year method aka “Coop Poop Boogie” and the Seattle Tilth resource on composting chicken poop .

The City of Seattle puts out a great overall composting guide (PDF) here and some general tips here.  Seattle Tilth goes all out with plans for different kinds of bins, charts, and ingredient lists – making good compost is a work of art as well as decomposition, and they have the Master Composter classes to prove it. See their compost page.

The City of Seattle offers green cones and yard composting cylinders at discounted rates to residents. For those readers not in the area, I’m purposefully not recommending a vendor because I see many – and for way more than we pay in Seattle. You may want to shop around online before committing to a purchase, or, follow the Tilth instructions to do a larger capacity compost setup.

 

 

 

 

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Victorian Locket Chicken

I’m one of those people who can look at Etsy for hours and buy things I can never wear to anything. I was doing that late at night looking at lockets and I think the next morning when I went to leave Jason a chicken post-it, it haunted my dreams.

sketch of locket with chicken wearing a monocle

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Putting up with poop to get the golden eggs (or possibly blue ones)

Hand of person in maroon hoodie with brown egg on palm

Our first egg, from Shy Chicken
I’m sure some folks come home from work and say – isn’t this great, I snagged some leftover food from the office party and now we have some great takeout for lunch tomorrow.
Other people married to professional poker players or casino gamblers (assuming they are proficient) hear stuff like ” I doubled my stakes and we are eating steak tonight!”
If you are an urban chicken farmer, except for the dead of winter in Seattle when frankly I don’t blame them for wussing out on the job, the best thing you can hear is your hubby (gently!) treading into the house saying ” I have EGG!”
Like parents talking about their kids’ first word, like dog lovers talking about fleas and shots in the dog park, chicken owners chortle to each other with glee when the egg shows up. It’s about as much cackling as the hen probably did right after she laid it (listen sometime and you can tell), but its this daily reminder that it’s really up to the chickens if they give you the goods or not. Ours are a few years into the egg laying so they are a bit slower to produce than when they first started -and summer is the only time we have enough to give away eggs in any quantities – so there is extra rejoicing because we know the hens will eventually get into the epoch of their lives where they are just silly pets, and we have to either get more chickens or buy from the farmers’ market.
When you think about Easter baskets you see the wisdom of the straw – the main problem as an urban chicken hipster is there’s no straw lying around. We have a Value Village basket stuffed with paper towells, but something like shredded paper or as strawlike as possible would allow for more cushioning of the eggs on the way to the kitchen bowl where we store them.
Wicker basket lined with paper towel and dirty eggs

Egg gathering basket fresh from coop

Many a time I’ve heard J say,  “oh, #)%$)(*!” on the way into the house from the coop, because he’s dropped an egg. If he’s only cracked it, but nothing’s come out, the egg MIGHT be salvageable – but usually we just chuck them and wait for another day. A key reason to keep the egg bowl clean inside our coop ( Omlet Eglu) is to avoid the yucky getting on the eggs and possibly making the egg more slippery.
We have a special scrubbing brush at the sink that is ONLY for dirty egg scrubbing – it never touches pots/pans/plates that humans eat from.  Be sure to wash your hands each and every time you bring back eggs from the coop with hot water and soap.
Round dedicated scrubbing brush for eggs

Egg scrubbing brush in its set aside container

Reports on the Internet vary – if asked officially we’ll tell you to refrigerate the eggs once you have cleaned them off, and The Chicken Health Handbook notes the following:
“Eggs produced at home, in a clean environment,collected often and promptly placed under refrigeration (after cracked or seriously soiled eggs are discarded) rarely pose a health problem. “
The book goes on to suggest you clean lightly/dry soiled eggs with fine sandpaper, as there are perils involved with washing eggs. And that if you DO wash the eggs, make sure the water’s at least 20 degrees Farenheit hotter than the egg temperature, because the difference in pressure will cause the eggs to draw bacteria inside, otherwise.  Use detergent and not soap, and there’s a recipe for using bleach on the outside of the egg as well.
But  to be honest, once they are cleaned off with hot water and the scrubber we store them in a bowl on the kitchen counter.  We eat them so rapidly they do not go bad, and its penetration from the outside to the inside yolk/white that makes eggs go rotten, and we’ve brought gift eggs to work without refrigerating (and nary a friend poisoned yet!).
If the seal the hen laid on the egg still holds ( think about how protected that chick has to be, to hatch) then it shouldn’t go bad for a while. We have followed our pal in the UK’s example – she never feels required to refrigerate her hens’ eggs either.
However, since lawsuits about, and this is the USA, I’m not recommending you do what we do – put the bowl in the fridge in your house after cleaning and that will cause a lot less angst.  For an official view of hatching egg sanitation  (ie how clean you truly want things to be so actual chickens hatch), see UC Davis PDF here.
For us chicken eaters, there’s a nice test for rotten eggs/egg weirdness  at WikiHow with photos – essentially put the egg in a bowl of water at least 2 times as deep as the egg is. If the egg floats to the top, rotten. You can tell age by how much the egg leaves the bottom of the bowl.
We’ve also given some thought to padding our egg bowl in the kitchen as well to prevent cracks/rotting. If you don’t have leftover egg cartons from your non-urban-chicken days to store eggs in, there’s a chance you can crack eggs at the bottom by too cavalierly tossing eggs onto the bowl at the top.  J was quite dismayed at the site and smell of the egg cracked the slightest bit on the bottom of one bowl (but had of course had time to rot down there).
It is only since we started raising our own supply of eggs that I’ve felt ok about trying mayonnaise and hollandaise recipes, where raw egg is required for the best result. Again, you do these experiments at your own risk, and you can learn about salmonella symptoms at the Mayo Clinic here.
Eggs are precious! Treat them well!
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Chicken fluffing

Above: Shy Chicken, normal size

This is one of those days where I wished Jason had a camera on his forehead because of the incongruity. And of course when I went to look, all the chickens went to look at me as though I were a popcorn dispenser and if I wasn’t carrying the bowl (they quickly found out) they ignored me. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. But!

Apparently as he was handling coop matters this morning Shy Chicken turned to him and fluffed up like a big, auburn feathery marshmallow. Jason was enchanted, since she’s the petite redhead and the least likely to bulk of all of them.  So he researched online and found this thread, which gives several reasons, but he voted for warmth (since today was actually a cooler non-summer day for Seattle rather than the norm)

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Moment of discovery – the egg video

This wasn’t the first time we’d seen Shy Chicken lay an egg, but it gives the real deal in terms of how dirty the nesting bowl can be and what the egg looks like (curiously clean) right out of the chicken. Also, seeing a hen give you the stank-eye (“What YOU lookin’ at?!!”) is pretty special. 🙂

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